Will You Smile Again for Me?

Dear Snakebite,

Are you excited for your summer internship in Los Angeles? I am. I can't wait for you to leave. I hope you never come back. Oh, I'm sorry, is that mean spirited? Well, I'm not nice, and we're not friends, so let's stop pretending. It would make me incredibly happy if I never saw you again, so let's see what we can work out on that front, yeah?

Best,

Ryan